The Modern Denial of Human Pacification: In Review of "The Better Angels of Our Nature"

In his lauded but controversial best-seller “The Blank Slate: The Modern Denial of Human Nature“, Steven Pinker set out to quash a romanticized nostalgia for the lifestyle of people in pre-state societies: the myth of the “noble savage”. The noble savage, a conception of peaceful human coexistence before civilization, emerged in part as a reaction to the philosopher Thomas Hobbes’ famous suggestion that these savages indeed lived savage lives, described succinctly as “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short”. While Pinker doesn’t write to expressly vindicate Hobbes’ characterization, he does present a strong case for rejecting the overly romantic conception of pre-state peoples as non-violent noble savages, and suggests that we do ourselves a disservice in misrepresenting the history of mankind. Now, in his new book “The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined“, Steven Pinker extends this rectification of prevailing but misguided opinion to grand scale, presenting a strong case for our ennobled present; we are living in the most peaceful era humanity has ever known.

Reading peacefully in the Stanford University Oval

In the famous 1969 novel “Slaughterhouse Five“, Kurt Vonnegut remarks resignedly to the effect “that writing an anti-war book is like writing an anti-glacier book”, a fatalistic assessment of the human condition, consigned as we are to inevitable war despite a growing wherewithal to protest it. So it goes. Well Pilgrim, Steven Pinker has good news: our novel expressions of knowledge, empathy, and reason really have turned our world away from war. Glaciers won’t budge, but we have Better Angels.

Pinker blows the reader away (forgive the violent metaphor) with sheer weight of analytical shot. Slowly. At 700 pages of text interspersed with graphs and heaps of reference data, “Better Angels” is thorough-going and methodical because it has to be; contradicting common folk theories (like the noble savage), overriding an often overwhelming sense of unceasing or imminent violence from media coverage (see compassion fatigue), and compensating for a general lack of statistical thinking and probabilistic understanding in the lay public is no easy task. People are right to be skeptical of controversial theories, and knowing this Pinker has patiently lain it all out for us to see for ourselves that violence truly has declined with clear and unambiguously downward direction.

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“Better Angels” is structured around an inventory of six Trends, five Inner Demons with four Better Angels, and five Historical Forces (Pinker can’t help but enumerate). More than half of the book is dedicated to a chronological exploration of the Trends of our history, six paradigm shifts in the human condition: The Pacification Process, The Civilizing Process, The Humanitarian Revolution, The Long Peace, The New Peace, and The Rights Revolutions. The bulk of the remaining half of the text is a fascinating look at psychology and sociology, showcasing a combined total of nine human traits (the Better Angels & Inner Demons) that dictate our behavior depending on their interplay with our environment and circumstance (so intriguing that I will have to return to these explicitly in later writing). The last five items in Pinker’s syllabus, the five Historical Forces, feature in the concluding chapter and encapsulate much of the book’s overall content by reflecting combinations of historical trend and human trait. For this reason I will focus mostly on these five developments for this review.

The Five Major Historical Forces for Peace:

  • The Leviathan (the state; reigns in internal violence)
  • Gentle Commerce (economic incentives for cooperation)
  • Feminization (empowerment of women; men are the violent sex)
  • The Expanding Circle (empathy; sympathizing with ever wider classes)
  • The Escalator of Reason (rationality; application of empathy)

Hobbes’ commentary about the always warring nature of savage man (Bellum omnium contra omnes) came in a seminal 1651 work of political theory on social contract, Leviathan. Pinker co-opts Hobbes’ metaphor of the Leviathan throughout “Better Angels” to represent the state, a dispassionate central government with a monopoly on violence and the doling out of punishment. Such an authority, Hobbes argued and Pinker shows, reduces overall violence because it represents the people, the ‘bystander’ seeking to minimize collateral damage in any conflict between two parties under the Leviathan’s umbrella (‘aggressor’ and ‘victim’). The three roles form the corners of a “violence triangle”, and an understanding of the relationships between the roles leads to an understanding of conflict, its causes, and our collective capacity to keep it in check. Knowing how to utilize the monopoly of force to control citizenry doesn’t preclude a brutal autocracy from being an ultimately pacifying Leviathan for its people (any ruler can see that keeping citizens in line yields a stronger state, not to mention more tax revenue), though democracies have proven quite capable of enforcing the rule of law without resort to violent suppression as primary means. Thankfully, modern Leviathans are increasingly democratic, a trend that has continued to proliferate (e.g., the Arab Spring of this past year).

The Leviathan, referenced throughout the book as critical to the historical trends of the Pacification and Civilizing Processes, is a governmental construct that has proven to promote peace through the simple game theoretic logic of internecine deterrence. That is, minimizing conflict within the Leviathan for the greater good of the Leviathan. Pinker frames this effective deterrence in a relabeled Prisoner’s Dilemma called the Pacifist’s Dilemma, showing that when the Leviathan imposes penalties on conflict then the rational choice for both parties (Players A and B) shifts to pacifism (cooperation) rather than aggression (defection, which would be the go-to choice in an otherwise dangerous world, hence the dilemma).

An example of the Prisoner’s Dilemma game model. Prefer a comic?

[An aside on the Prisoner’s Dilemma: the always enlightening radio program Radiolab aired in their “Good Show” on the roots of altruism a fascinating segment on the Prisoner’s Dilemma and human behavior, explaining the game theory behind the thought experiment by retelling a real-life World War trench scenario. They talk to mathematician Steven Strogatz and political scientist Robert Axelrod about the tit-for-tat strategies that emerge in a prolonged (repeating) dilemma. Steven Pinker touches on these Iterated Prisoner’s Dilemmas explicitly in his section on revenge and he shows that the game mechanics can be seen extended in all group interaction, and is thus critical to an understanding the nature of conflict.]

Among the many rational ideals incubated by the Enlightenment that have contributed to the ongoing decline of violence, the recognition that both sides in a seemingly zero-sum game (like the Pacifist’s Dilemma) can actually increase their mutual benefit by exchange (positive-sum) is among the most pacifying. Pinker, adopting Norbert Elias’ descriptor “Gentle Commerce”, describes this idea as often under-emphasized (“I suspect that among researchers, gentle commerce is just not a sexy idea”) but nonetheless a powerful incentive for peace, citing it in his conclusion among the most meaningful historical developments alongside the Leviathan. When the economic benefits of trade increase the value of maintaining a pacifist relationship, war becomes less attractive in comparison. In the terms of the Pacifist’s Dilemma, it increases the reward value of mutual cooperation for each player beyond what they might win with aggression. Exchange of specialized goods or culture never acts as a guarantor of peace alone, but rather gently encourages it like an undercurrent beneath a turbulent surface.

Feminization is the natural result of a world that has increasingly advocated equal rights for women and allowed them greater influence in the decision making process that shapes societal values, policies and norms. It is perhaps the most obvious historical force for peace; men are far more inclined to be violent than women. A little evolutionary biology can give us indications as to why the genders are not equal in their propensities. Males of the species need to compete for reproductive access to females, who have incentives for a stable family environment to raise their children (with fathers who aren’t getting killed all the time). When men are in charge without input from women, their psychology of dominance contests carries over into cultures of honor where there is strong pressure to back up claims to status with violence, from the level of mano a mano duels and family blood feuds up through politics and interstate war. Women have good reasons for abjuring violence and war, psychology likewise rooted in the evolution of our species, and Pinker offers an abundance of evidence to suggest a strong link between the empowerment of women and the decline of violence.

My favorite metaphor in this study of violence is one I’ve often appealed to: The Expanding Circle. Another of Pinker’s developmental standouts, The Expanding Circle (adapted from ethical philosopher Peter Singer’s coinage) is a growing category comprising those who elicit our sympathy. Pinker explains how perspective-taking, something we do whenever we read a novel, inflates our circle of sympathetic concern. When Pinker compared the rates of literacy and long-distance idea vectors (“books”) to trends in cruel treatment and homicides (related caveat: this book is chock full of grisly torture descriptions), he found that increases in literacy corresponded to the advent and perpetuation of the Humanitarian Revolution, fueling The Republic of Letters in the 17th and 18th centuries (a spiritual ancestor of our interconnected Global Village of the present day). The chronology of factors is in the right direction for a causal claim: technological advances in publishing, mass production of books, expansion of literacy, and the popularity of novels all preceded the major humanitarian reforms of the 18th century. The suddenly liberated flow of ideas, along with technologies that gave the people carrying those ideas newfound mobility (especially to move into and between cities, crucibles for progress), fostered cosmopolitan worldliness, more rapid evolution of ideas with the rise of urbanization, and critically, peace and empathy. Looking to more recent history (with the help of wonderful culture-surveying tools like the Google NGram Viewer) we can thank developments in the Expanding Circle for what Pinker calls the Rights Revolutions of the late 20th century: Civil Rights, Women’s Rights, Children’s Rights, Homosexual Rights, and Animal Rights. The extension of rights followed awareness of not just the range of human experience, but other sentient beings as well (in stark contrast to the utterly routine cruelty to animals during most of our coexistence). Modern sensibilities uphold the individual right to autonomy as an implicit social norm for minorities downtrodden in all but the last few decades of human society. Part of what fascinates me most about the Expanding Circle is just how rapidly it expanded in the 20th century. The idea that communication and technology work together as primary drivers of the mechanism that inflates our circle of sympathetic understanding is too enticing to ignore. Pinker expounds:

“If I were to put my money on the single most important exogenous cause of the Rights Revolutions, it would be the technologies that made ideas and people increasingly mobile. The decades of the Rights Revolutions were the decades of the electronics revolutions: television, transistor radios, cable, satellite, long-distance telephones, photocopiers, fax machines, the Internet, cell phones, text messaging, Web video. They were the decades of the interstate highway, high-speed rail, and the jet airplane. They were the decades of the unprecedented growth in higher education and in the endless frontier of scientific research. Less well known is that they were also the decades of an explosion in book publishing. From 1960 to 2000, the annual number of books published in the United States increased almost fivefold.” – Steven Pinker

Closely related to The Expanding Circle and perhaps Pinker’s favorite metaphor if only for the Better Angel of our nature at its core: The Escalator of Reason. The Escalator takes us step-by-step higher toward the ideal of pure objectivity, Nagel’s view from nowhere, a “superrational vantage point” that through the power of reasoning allows us to consider our own interests and the interests of another as equivalent in the grand scheme of things. Our cumulative gains in reducing violence may have been impossible without faculties of reason to help us determine how and why we should encourage our Better Angels and subdue our Inner Demons. While reading I found myself thinking of reason as the ‘Better Archangel’ of our nature, playing a vital role in every step of moral progress we’ve made since its rise to ethical power in the hands of Enlightenment philosophers.

“Once a society has a degree of civilization in place, it is reason that offers the greatest hope for further reducing violence. … Reason is up to these demands because it is an open-ended combinatorial system, an engine for generating an unlimited number of new ideas. Once it is programmed with a basic self-interest and an ability to communicate with others, its own logic will impel it, in the fullness of time, to respect the interests of ever-increasing numbers of others.” – Steven Pinker

Returning to the terms of the Pacifist’s Dilemma, the Escalator of Reason and the Expanding Circle change the game by blurring the lines between Player A and Player B. As one player increasingly empathizes with one player and vice versa, and reason abstracts the suffering as equally unjust for either side, the values in each outcome are summed together and the result is identical rewards or punishments for both players. This togetherness makes all but the mutual cooperation outcome a net loss, in essence merging the players into one and eliminating the dilemma.

If humanity has been developing its way toward peace, why are some of the most memorable slaughters in history from just the last century? Chroniclers of war often call the early to mid 1900s the Hemoclysm to describe the deluge of bloodletting in World Wars and genocidal episodes like Maoist China and Khmer Rouge Cambodia. In our revulsion to these massive immoralities it is important to remember that despite the vast number of people killed, the magnitudes of these atrocities are not exceptions that belie humanity as more violent than ever, but rather reflections of humanity as more populous than ever. (In 1800 there were one billion people on the planet, in 1900 that had almost doubled to just under two billion, and by 2000 the world population skyrocketed to over six billion.) In light of this striking variability in absolute numbers we need to instead consider the proportion of people affected if we are to look at long-term historical trends.

World Population

With proper perspective we see that modern societies experience only a tiny fraction of the violence that even the most peaceful of pre-state societies endured. Even factoring in egregious 20th century atrocities and World Wars does little to raise the overall percentages of violent death by comparison. Atrocitologist / necrometrician Matthew White’s list of (Possibly) The Twenty (or so) Worst Things People Have Done to Each Other, reproduced in the section of the book addressing the common objection that the 20th century has been the worst yet, helps put our vivid cultural memories of the most recent atrocities into historical perspective. Of particular relevance is the adjusted ranking of the top twenty that Pinker provides, showing the surprising finding that the two most brutal 20th century episodes (WWII casualties and famine under Mao Zedong), while leading with the greatest absolute death tolls of the twenty (or so) listed, are only 9th and 11th respectively when ranked in terms of relative population killed. Meaning there are at least eight recorded events in our history before the 20th century that killed a greater percentage of the world’s population. Living in pre-state societies, Pinker documents that you would have had anywhere from an average of 15 percent up to a 60 percent chance that your cause of death would have been that another man had killed you. Even living during the Second World War, your odds of dying violently during the worst of the 20th century (roughly the first half of it) are nowhere near, at around 2 percent. Today in the 21st century, western countries tally a rate of violent death at less than .01 percent, counting homicides as well as war deaths.

Since the end of World War II in 1945 man has been living in the “Long Peace”, a dramatic near-cessation of major conflict, particularly among the dominant world powers (something new for them). In the past 20 years even other forms of extreme violence have declined, a recent period Pinker dubs the “New Peace”, marked by a decrease in three forms of violence that many inaccurately assume to be increasing: civil & guerrilla wars, genocide, and terrorism.

An area histogram. The combined height of each stack represents the total of battle deaths for that year. Image credit: WSJ

There are important psychological reasons that we overestimate rates of violence that are actually in marked decline. One is the common assumption that violence in human society is metaphorically hydraulic: the amount of violence in the world is constant and only pushed around or pent up during peace before inevitably bursting into new conflict. Pinker makes it clear that this mental model is not supported by the facts, but the ready supply of hyperbolic news makes it hard to notice the overall trend without a step back to look at the whole analytically.

Other big reasons for our skewed exaggeration of present problems compared to past, cognitive tendencies I heard cited recently by Freakonomist Steven Levitt among many other social scientists, have to do with the magnitude of events and the ease with which we can remember them. People pay more attention to and ascribe disproportionately greater probability to the biggest, most intense events, which because of exponential population growth means that the 20th century had literally billions more potential victims. And as we saw earlier, the conflicts of the past hundred years take the top absolute tolls but are in line with relative tolls of destruction, the metric relevant to our comparison with the rest of history.

We live in a big world (that’s big on media), so even the progressively tinier fraction of violence within it presents us with an absolute amount of violence too much for any one mind to handle. You could spend every waking hour consuming attention-grabbing news of civil strife, true crime shows, and terror ad infinitum. And some people do; you don’t have to try hard to be exposed to media coverage of violence. How could anyone presented with such an onslaught of evidence for our capacity to commit violence think that we are becoming more peaceful? The human mind makes intuitive predictions based on the accessibility of examples in memory, which will naturally favor the vivid and recent examples. Without counter-balanced coverage (and the media much prefer the distressing to the mundane), we assign probabilities for the likelihood of future violence that are distorted by our shortsighted perspective of past violence. The result for most people is a gut reaction to reject any claim of human pacification (Pinker notes in the preface that immediate responses to his book’s premise are typically “skepticism, incredulity, and sometimes anger”, even from friends and family).

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It’s hard to find real bones of contention to pick with “Better Angels”. Steven Pinker maintains an equitable, analytical tone and sticks to credibly supported theses. But if I had to pick one to quibble over it would be in a challenge to the idea that 20th century disasters were coincidental bad luck, caused by the particularly bad apples Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Granted, their killer combinations of charisma, ambition, and psychopathy persuaded millions to follow their incredibly destructive lead. And if only a critical decision point in history had gone the other way: Hitler killed in his 1930 auto crash, or Stalin assassinated, or Mao deciding that Marxism was kind of silly in the first place, maybe the world would have had been spared a few megadeaths in the 20th century ledger. Pinker is hardly the first or only scholar to ponder these counter-factuals, summarizing the position in a recent interview as: “Many historians have argued as follows: No Hitler, no Holocaust; no Stalin, no Purge; no Mao, no Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution.” But the problem as I see it is our limited ability to continue pondering these counter-factual worlds beyond their theorized fork in time. I trust the historians know what they’re talking about when they claim that the preemptive removal of these authoritarian leaders would have averted their ability to wreak their respective atrocities, but I’m not sure I trust any man to know with certitude what it would have been like even 5 or 10 years into such an alternate history. Like the defiantly unpredictable patterns of the weather driven by chaos theory, the further we extrapolate from a set of initial conditions the less we can predict about a dynamic system with confidence. Re-imagining the incredible systemic complexity that would be a world history without Hitler, Stalin, or Mao entails acknowledging the unforeseen possibility of alternatives equally if not more catastrophic. Pinker himself would be quick to point out that any bumps in the road to non-violence, Mao or no Mao, are only bumps in a clear downward trend. Why then, besides in wistful contemplation, entertain myopic fantasies of a smoother trend in the predictive isolation of Hitler-less 1940’s Germany or Leap-less 1960’s China? I’m not sure Steve gains anything for his main thesis in these counter-factual considerations.

Minor quibbles aside, “The Better Angels of Our Nature” assiduously justifies its subtitular contention: violence really has declined, and now it’s not so hard to see why. Steven Pinker has assembled vast quantities of data to support his position, sourced in turn by the assemblies of other preeminent scholars in ethnography, anthropology, and the history of man. Add to this a trove of lab-tested social psychology, game theory, and the areas of Pinker’s own expertise in cognitive psychology. The resulting dissertation, structured with the incredible skill and forethought that define Steven Pinker’s books, sums these component analyses into the rational juggernaut needed to upend the conventional wisdom it is up against. Though consistently dispassionate in tone and bearing throughout, the title of this book betrays its emotional impact: optimism for humanity.

Needs Less Cowbell (Trololo Explained)

In early March I thought about Eduard Khil and his new claim to fame as the Trololo Man thanks to viral internet sharing of his 1976 vocalization performance. The song, “I Am So Glad To, Finally, Be Returning Home“, was originally composed with lyrics, but composer Arkadiy Ostrovskiy and Eduard Khil together decided before showtime to strip the song of its content and replace the lyrics with vocalization singing, substituting vowel sounds for the words and resulting in the video you see today.

So what happened to cause Arky and Edik to scrap the lyrics before showtime? Russian news org Life News asked Eduard:

“Originally, we had lyrics written for this song but they were poor. I mean, they were good, but we couldn’t publish them at that time. They contained words like these: “I’m riding my stallion on a prairie, so-and-so mustang, and my beloved Mary is thousand miles away knitting a stocking for me”. Of course, we failed to publish it at that time, and we, Arkady Ostrovsky and I, decided to make it a vocalisation. But the essence remained in the title. The song is very naughty – it has no lyrics, so we had to make up something for people would listen to it, and so this was an interesting arrangement.” – Eduard Khil 14.3.2010

Soviet Coat of Arms

The Trololo video was filmed in 1976, a time when Russian media was widely and routinely censored by the controlling USSR regime. Though Eastern bloc censorship in the 60’s and 70’s had declined comparatively after the Khrushchev Thaw marking the end of Stalin’s oppressive rule during the first half of the 20th century, the communist-state controlled media still felt strong pressure to reinforce a Socialist Realism narrative and repress contrary narratives in the shadow of the lingering Cold War.

Arkady and Eduard were no strangers to the arts in this environment. They knew that lyrics about a cowboy and his pioneer wife evoking vivid landscapes of the American West would immediately raise a red flag (sans hammer & sickle) for the television broadcaster. Knowing that censorship officials would almost certainly reject the song with seemingly pro-Western lyrics, the change-up to vocalization was the only viable option. A meme was born that day, but it would be decades before anyone knew it.

In the 1980’s, about a decade after filming (and about two decades before the internet would remind the world of the video’s existence by dubbing it with the onomatopoetic sobriquet “trololo”), Mikhail Gorbachev, the last General Secretary of the Soviet Union, began implementing his policies of Perestroika and Glasnost. Glasnost, a policy of “maximal publicity, openness, and transparency in government”, brought with it freedom of information and new cultural freedoms for citizens of the Soviet states. This time of sweeping change under Gorbachev’s leadership eventually led to the collapse of the USSR and the emergence of modern Russia and the independent nations out of the former bloc states of eastern Europe.

A Soviet stamp propagandizing Perestroika and Glasnost

So time passes and along comes the Интернет, where some nostalgic chap casually drops the clip onto YouTube under its original Russian title, “Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой. It sits for a little while as an esoteric example of bygone Russian entertainment, until earlier this year. In February and March 2010, the video shot upwards in popularity when it was ‘discovered’ for its quirkiness and re-purposed as a ‘bait-and-switch’ comedic device (see Rickroll). Hundreds of spoofs soon spawned around the original video, and with the help of large audience propagators (e.g. The Colbert Report) the trololo internet meme was well on its way. The original clip on YouTube alone has quintupled to five million views since last month.

Eduard Khil welcomed the sudden flood of attention after apparently first learning about the phenomenon from his 13 year old grandson, who purportedly came home from school one day whistling the tune and had to explain to his grandfather why this old song was popular now because of the Internet (it’s a series of YouTubes*).

Partly due to the rush of Russian media attention, Eduard began making a handful of public appearances in mid-March, just weeks into the meme’s upswing. In a broad response to the often-asked question of lyrics, Eduard published a video address in which he suggests that his fans collaborate to write new lyrics for the song. His earnest proposition is testament to our global society’s relatively modern freedom to create and share with impunity. No governing body can truly censor media that they can’t predict or intercept. Cultural memes like trololo are exemplary of the explosions of creativity that happen when it is both easy to create and easy to share.

So… be creative and prolific! Don’t forget how much power the Internet as a communicative medium grants you; even if there exist those who would censor you, you need not alter the fruits of your labor to fit another’s narrative.

All Fools Today

Jester Mask

Did you know that Americans originally created the Joker for playing cards in the 1800’s as the highest card for the game of Euchre? Juke, but no joke.

It’s April 1st, and that means you’ve been made a fool. Not by me of course; the tidbit above is not prevarication despite your uncertainty. Nevertheless, you are being foolish. You look foolish right now and I can’t even see you! You act downright medieval you’re such a fool!

(Please excuse the jester.)

The exact founding of this “All Fools Day” on the first of April isn’t known, though it is known that the practice has a history going back hundreds of years with about as many theories as to its origin. Owing to its long history (and reasons I’ll detail), April Fools’ Day is very popular in Westernized countries around the world. Interestingly, in the traditional culture of some countries such as the UK, Australia, and South Africa, you’re only supposed to ‘fool’ before noon. If you prank someone after noon you’re considered an April Fool.

April Fools’ Day thrives because we’re particularly ready for a goofy time of year, so to speak. With a physiological basis in enjoying the anticipation of unexpected thrill (à la dopamine), a mood of lighthearted puckishness meshes well with the time of year; moving from cold Winter indoors to the onset of sunny Spring outdoors. The months following the winter holidays are perceived as particularly dreary, so by the time April arrives people are anxious to celebrate the seasonal change. Thinking sociologically, it’s how societies celebrate the vernal equinox on a day that is easier to remember.

Even though the jocundity we experience personally on this day isn’t always memorable, we are always eager to hear about clever pranks. Lists of both the well-known and best recent April Fools circulate widely every year as testament to this desire, and you’ll probably read at least one by the end of the day. Each communicative medium has its own class of hoaxes, from print to radio to TV. And now of course there’s the Internet, the most likely source of your prank news in the modern era.

The desire and expectation of deception is problematic, however. That’s probably why we do this hoax holiday only once a year. Important factual news announced on April 1st is automatically doubted by the public, wary of being fools caught unawares. We keep ourselves at a distance lest we fall into some emotional trap and look silly (even as we quietly desire the silliness). Distancing is normal behavior we employ all the time, but it’s especially pronounced when you’re keeping yourself constantly alert to trickery. Problems occur when this heightened skepticism affects our perception of serious stories we would otherwise give their accordingly serious consideration. We restrict receptiveness and compliance, which can incapacitate systems that rely on precise communication or timely cooperation.

Illustrating the effects of this profound shift in our approach to news on April Fools’ Day, one need only look back at the stories that emerged after the last time this happened. On April 1st 2009, a school was almost burned to the ground in the town of Albertslund, Denmark because the fire department refused to believe that the news was true the first two times that people called to report the fire. Naturally the firemen, being normally helpful people, rushed to extinguish the flames after repeated communication attempts forced them to realize their mistake, and the school was fortunately not a total loss. Nonetheless, the anecdote is indicative that losing response time in a time-critical situation can have catastrophic consequences.

Terrorizing your lighthearted day of puckishness a little more personally, one can easily imagine that the psychological caution we employ on April Fools’ Day acts as convenient cover for malicious pranksters. In another story from last year, on and around April 1st 2009 there was a great deal of American mainstream media attention concerning about a rapidly spreading computer worm (often cited as a variant of Conficker). Without knowing enough to assess the immediate danger of the virus, news outlets warned the public at the speed of panic, as news is wont to do.

Unlike the Danish school fire, the danger of the worm was relatively minimal, especially in contrast to the slew of new viruses unleashed on the web everyday. Yet still alike the Danish incident, the ambiguity of the purported threat still led to overreaction. In the case of the fire department it was inattentiveness; in the case of the news outlets it was over-attentiveness, drowning out other more relevant news. Either extreme leads to neglect.

Now that you know you’re playing the fool whether you like it or not, bear in mind the distinction between rational response and irrational response as you take in the day’s news this year. After all, it’s April 1st and everyone’s a bit foolish. So keep your jokes… practical.